Hate your job? Want to get a new one, but don't want to go through the trouble of quitting? Why not do it the fun way?
1. Develop a fear of staplers.
2. Email your boss spam letters such as "Become Fabulous! Here it is: what we've been waiting for years! Fabulous 3000! It will definitely make you FA.....wait for it.....BULOUS! So BUY IT!
CONSUME IT! BE IT! Visit stupidstuff.lol.net to become what you've always dreamed of!"
3. Find out where your boss shops. Buy the same outfits and wear them one day after your boss does. If you don't want to waste money, you may be able to refund them after.
4. Name your pens and insist that you can't work until they are all present.
5. Place 2 garbage cans in your office. Label them "IN" and "OUT"
6. Email your coworkers messages informing them about everything you are doing such as "I am now organizing my pens in alphabetical order" or "I am now putting the papers in the photocopier."
7. Email your coworkers a message saying "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom having diarrhea."
8. Paste pictures of your boss all over the cubicle. Even put framed pictures of him/her on your
desk.
9. Put a GIGANTIC picture of William Shakespeare on your desk. Say it inspires you.
10. As you're working, count to 100. If anyone asks, tell them you are counting your brain cells.
11. Follow your boss around spraying everything they touch with disinfectant. Say "just in case...."
12. Always walk very slowly and block the path. When coworkers complain, say "better safe than sorry."
1. Develop a fear of staplers.
2. Email your boss spam letters such as "Become Fabulous! Here it is: what we've been waiting for years! Fabulous 3000! It will definitely make you FA.....wait for it.....BULOUS! So BUY IT!
CONSUME IT! BE IT! Visit stupidstuff.lol.net to become what you've always dreamed of!"
3. Find out where your boss shops. Buy the same outfits and wear them one day after your boss does. If you don't want to waste money, you may be able to refund them after.
4. Name your pens and insist that you can't work until they are all present.
5. Place 2 garbage cans in your office. Label them "IN" and "OUT"
6. Email your coworkers messages informing them about everything you are doing such as "I am now organizing my pens in alphabetical order" or "I am now putting the papers in the photocopier."
7. Email your coworkers a message saying "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom having diarrhea."
8. Paste pictures of your boss all over the cubicle. Even put framed pictures of him/her on your
desk.
9. Put a GIGANTIC picture of William Shakespeare on your desk. Say it inspires you.
10. As you're working, count to 100. If anyone asks, tell them you are counting your brain cells.
11. Follow your boss around spraying everything they touch with disinfectant. Say "just in case...."
12. Always walk very slowly and block the path. When coworkers complain, say "better safe than sorry."
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